A random post of my life in general.

Anybody here from Homeschool Alumni? I know a few of you are...anyway! As some of you know, Jim (JimBow) just came back from ALERT, a military camp, and...you also know...he eats skittles. All. The. Time! So...one of the gals on there decided everybody should flood him with skittles, and that is just what we did! In honor of this grand and important occasion, I recite...some bad poetry by yours truly! :)



The Skittle King has returned to his realm,
Yes, the Candyland King is back at the helm,

He's back to his horses and back to his cattle,
Back to his lasso and back on the saddle,

But he's sad and no wonder,
You don't have to ponder,
He ate all the skittles again!

So... bring out the stamps and bring out the skittles,
Send them to Jimbo, it isn't a riddle,

And joy shall be spread, far and wide through the land,
When there is enough candy for all!

I warned you it was bad! lol

I'll give you a better post later!

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Borrowed from Nathaniel Brayden...this was WAY to good not to post! :-)

The answer can be found by answering the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click "Shucks! I'm out!"
Daughter: "Nice pattern Daddy! Were those the Silver Tips, black talons, or them new Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one Daddy?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' THAT to no Taxidermist!"